*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
my dad just called me phil for literally no reason
how do you phil about it
im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
“the thug life chose me”
Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.
This is art.